Hello there human! :3
I am just a strange little person-like thing wandering about Wattpadia. How about you?
As you can tell, I am not normal whatsoever. If you wish to have a normal conversation, go and talk to someone else. However, if you want to...
*dances around in a circle* They cancelled school, they cancelled school, they cancelled school
This is a HUGE thing because our superintendent NEVER EVER cancels school. This is actually the first time I've ever had a snow day. Ever.
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I don't know if you can see but THERES A FRICKING FOOT OF SNOW ON THE FENCE
AND I DONT LIVE IN CANADA
I WOULD HAVE TO DRIVE A REALLY LONG TIME TO GET TO CANADA, ACTUALLY
Anyways.
I'll fill up the rest with jokes and stupid sayings I've been dying to use. Yeah. Enjoy.
Or not.
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Frontal Lobes Are Overrated
- A Novel Written By Mike Schmidt
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Quick, check your face. Because I just found a nose in my business.
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*Perverted boy hits on me*
Who are you? Vincent? Or Kacy...It has to be one or the other because there would be no Vincent around when Kacy's here. There would just be a blood smear and a knife.
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Imagine pregnant C waking up Mike at 10 when he's trying to sleep and forcing him to make her Pop-Tarts
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C: "What do you want for breakfast?"
Lucas: "Pop-Tarts!"
Mike: "We all know where he got that from."
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*sees the ending of the newest WD episode*
NO NOT DARYL YOU DOOSHBAGS NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HIM IF HES DEAD NOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO I WILL KILL YOU STUPID DIRECTORS AAAAAAHHHH WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME ENDURE THIS PAIN NOOOOO
