Teacher: "You have to move, they're going to play football and squish you."
Me: "But this is our hole! Our hole that we sit in! His name is Jefferey!"
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*walking*
Hilda: *picks up rock* "GUYS I FOUND A ROCK!"
Me: "OOH WHAT SHOULD WE NAME IT?"
Mallory: "Rocky."
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*throwing rocks (because we are such good children)*
Me: "Goodbye Rocky's grandpa!"
Hilda: "Goodbye Rocky's daughter!"
Mallory: "Goodbye Rocky's wife!"
Kayleen: "Goodbye Rocky's dog!"
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Ayla: "Hey, would you like to help me practice for CPR? I'm babysitting a couple of kids this weekend and I want to make sure I know what to do if they start choking."
Me: "Sure." *falls over*
Ayla: *puts food away*
Me: "AYLA YOU DO NOT STOP TO PUT YOUR "BUG BITES" AWAY IF SOMEONE FALLS OVER DEAD"
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*army-crawling across grass*
Me: "There are kids who play football. There are kids who play volleyball. And then there's us. Army-crawling across the grass for no apparent reason at all."
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*still army-crawling across grass*
Me: "Oh! Look! A Mento!"
Kayleen: "Don't you dare eat that Men-"
Me: *eats it*
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*talking about something stupid*
Mallory: "And then I..."
Me: *has nothing to do, so shoves a cottonwood seed shell in my mouth*
Mallory: *yells my name* "DON'T EAT THAT!"
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*before dinner*
Jadyn's Stomach: *rumbles loudly*
Jadyn: "Shut up stomach."
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Grace: "Look! A slug!" *shoves finger in my face with slug on it*
Me: *puts mouth on her finger*
Grace: *disgusted, takes finger out*
Me: *spits out slug, laughing really hard*
Camp Counselor: What's so funny?
Jadyn: "SHE ATE A SLUG"
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Fafr's Epic Random Book
RandomHello there human! :3 I am just a strange little person-like thing wandering about Wattpadia. How about you? As you can tell, I am not normal whatsoever. If you wish to have a normal conversation, go and talk to someone else. However, if you want to...
