Mallory: "Oh no! Fell got ripped! And not in the good way!"
Me: *giggles*
Mallory and I: *burst out laughing*
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Me: *stares with chin on knee*
Mallory: "Are you okay?"
Me: *sucks on knee*
Mallory: "Are you eating your knee?"
Me: *bites knee*
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Mallory: *finds unopened tootsie roll* "Ew, look!"
Me:*picks up tootsie roll and stares at it*
Mallory: "Don't you dare ea-"
Me: *eats it*
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Mallory: "Hey."
Me: *has headphones on* "What?"
Mallory: "Wanna sit on a chair?"
Me: "What?"
Mallory: "Wanna sit on a chair?"
Me: "What?" *too lazy to pause music*
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Mallory: *pokes me* "Boop."
Mallory: "Glubella."
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Mallory: "You know who looks hot in glasses?"
Me: "Me."
Mallory: "I was going to say Phil Lester but that works fine."
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Jadyn and I: *watches Marley and me*
Me: *cries*
Jadyn: "What is so sad about this?"
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Me: *tries to take off Mallory's phone case*
Mallory: "Please don't break my phone."
Bailey: *in a whiny voice* Don't break my baby!"
Mallory: "He used to be my baby but now he's my ex"
Me: .Heheheheheheheh Zach."
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Mallory: "Imagine how hot the Erasers would be in human form. Like Harry Styles hot."
Me: "Almost as hot as Fell."
Mallory: "Fell..."
Mallory and I: *squealing and kicking feet*
Me: "Why are we fangirling over my fictional boyfriend?"
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Mallory: "What comes after 68?"
Me: *snickers*
Mallory: "What comes after 69?"
Me: "Tired. And messy hair."
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Mallory: "If I ever need to kill myself, I'll shave my legs."
Mallory: "Then I'll bleed out."
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Me: *stuffs knees into sweatshirt* "Hey, lookit me, I'm Emma with my big fat boobs!"
Ayla: *dies laughing*
Mallory: "And you're friends with her..."
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Fafr's Epic Random Book
RandomHello there human! :3 I am just a strange little person-like thing wandering about Wattpadia. How about you? As you can tell, I am not normal whatsoever. If you wish to have a normal conversation, go and talk to someone else. However, if you want to...
