1. Tell Ashfur "Boy, bye" whenever he comes near you
2. Bash all the dens in with baseball bats
3. Recreate the "The Shallows" trailer in the river
4. Make rolling your main source of transportation
5. Watch the clock intently. Scream 'Blaze it!' at 4:20
6. Dab in front of Bramblestar
7. Steal Squirrelflight's eyebrow makeup
8. Smuggle catnip over the border
9. Tell all the she-cats to go back to the kitchen
10. Hold a Trump rally
11. Vote for Trump
12. Put up Trump campaign signs everywhere
13. Become Trump
14. Sit in the middle of camp and shake for hours on end
15. Get a unicycle and become 'dat boi'
16. Paint every cat's face to look like Pepe
17. Sin & memes
18. Say you prefer Meek over Drake
19. Sing Nickelback songs whilst dabbing
20. Rap Nickelback songs
21. Name your cats Nickelbackkit and Daughtrykit
22. Sing 'Sweatshirt'
23. Tell everyone you love Rolf/Jacob Sartrashcan
24. Make musical.lys in public
25. Ask cats for tickets to MagCon
26. Go to MagCon
27. Say Rolf/Jacob Sartrashcan is better than Twenty One Pilots
28. Scream at Firestar to grow his hair out
29. Say you're too cool for Lana del Ray
30. Become a Project Runway judge and critique every cat's pelt
31. Math puns
32. Cheese puns
33. Tree puns
34. Run around screaming that guys can't wear makeup
35. Do the cinnamon challenge
36. Make every cat do the cinnamon challenge (especially Brackenfur)
37. Make a flower crown and take artsy pictures with Yellowfang
38. Get a forehead tattoo that says "I Love Rowanstar"
39. Give you clanmates spray tans while they sleep
40. Have horrible grammar
41. Have a fun time acting as the KarJenners
42. Draw really bad fanart of Lionblaze
43. Brag about how emo you are
44. Tell everyone you have Lemonade and let them down by giving them the drink, not the album
45. Don't blend your makeup
46. Two words: death snakes
47. Three words: scream memes always
48. Run around the territory screamin 'get r e k t'
49. Call birds birbs
50. If you really want to be kicked out this badly just be a really rude cat
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
