As the title states, this was my first spoof ever. Bear with the oldness and horridness of it o-o
Firestar: Uhhhh...am I in the Dark Forest?
Tigerstar: LET'S CUDDLE!
Firestar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Firestar: Great. Another nightmare.
Scourge: YO. Want some gravy?
Mudclaw: IS IT POISONED FLAVOR??!?!!
Firestar: Uhhhhhhhhhh...
Scourge: $19.99 a can! IT HAS BENEFICIAL VITAMINS!
Firestar: I'm gonna wake up now... (pinches himself and jolts awake)
Darkstripe: Where's Tigerstar? We need to discuss OUR SECRET PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE CLANS!
Firestar: What secret plan?
Tigerstar: Uhhhh, didn't Jayfeather tell you? We are going to take over Starclan, and the Clans.
Firestar: o_o
Tigerstar: Wake up NOW! (Slaps Firestar in the face)
YOU ARE READING
How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
