Dustpelt: It's okay Firestar. Just look at it.
Firestar: NUUUUUUUU
Dustpelt: *picks up a sack of potatoes* THEY CAN'T HURT YOU.
Firestar: YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THOSE...*flashback*
In Rusty's Twoleg home...
Twoleg: DINNER'S READY! *it grabs a bowl of mashed potatoes*
Rusty: *walks by* OOHHH YAY CANNED SLOP!
Twoleg: *drops potatoes on Rusty* Oh no! I'm sorry kitty!
Rusty: JBACAFGSUAGABANHERVSBBANAJWGEGWVAVJAUGSVVABABAJJDHSVSCAVBANAJAIWHEBWVNAKXICYGWBSKAKSJGEBDJDISGAGBAJDIDGWVBSKAHVDBNDJDHAVDBNSJAHAVVABDJAUAHGAV
*flashback over*
Firestar: *sobbing* THEY WERE SO HOT
Dustpelt: I'm just gonna stop now...
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
