Firestar: Welcome, Thunderclan, to our Thanksgiving feast!
Lionblaze: JUST GIVE US THE TURKEY AND SKIP THE MUSHY STUFF!
Firestar: SHUT UP! We are thankful to StarClan for giving us our prey and shel-
Thunderclan: WE WANT FOOD!!!!!
Firestar: ALL RIGHT ALREADY!!!! Jayfeather, carve that Turkey!
Jayfeather: *plops a whole dead turkey on a rock and pulls out a knife. He starts to cut it up when...*
Lionblaze: O-O FIRESTAR! WHY WOULD YOU TRUST A BLIND CAT WITH A KNIFE? D:
Jayfeather: I'm okay...
Firestar: BRAMBLECLAW! CUT UP OUR TURKEY!
*Brambleclaw cuts it up*
Firestar: DIG IN!
*Thunderclan floods the rock and starts chomping on the turkey. Everyone eventually stops and looks up...*
All Clans: HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2013 FROM OUR FAMILIES AND FIRESTAR4EVER TO YOURS!
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Casuale.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
