Firestar: OKAY! THIS YEAR EVERYTHING IS GOING TO RUN SMOOTHLY! Last year was insane.
Cloudtail: Fire-fire-cat, it's the 5th, not the 4th. YOU SCREWED UP. Not even cookies can fix this!
Firestar: The clans were founded on the 5th. Last year Onestar planned it, and he's an idiot, so he screwed up.
Onestar: PARAADDDEEE
Squirrelflight: *riding on a float that looks like a lake* WATCH MYTHBUSTERS!!! WE FOUND ANOTHER LAKE MONSTER!
Reedwhisker: (The lake monster) YOU LITTLE *****.
Blackstar: AM I THE NATURE PRINCESS AGAIN?
Jayfeather: *Loads muffin tank* uh, sure.
Blackstar: *Gets on princessy carriage float* WHERE'S MRS. SCHLOFFELGRASSENBURG?!?
Firestar: This is already a disaster.
Onestar: I HAVE A SPOOF NOW. *Gets on ballet stage float and does a creepy dance*
All the kits: WAHHHHEHHHAHHCRYINGNOISESBOOHOOWAHHH
Mistystar: Now I need my own spoof...
Squirrelflight: YEAH I GOT A SECOND FLOAT *does a terrible Ninjago impression*
Smudge: HEY I GOT FIREWORKS! There was a guy in a van, said his name was TigerummmFroststar. The fireworks he gave me were super big and said Dark Forest Phantom on them.
Everyone: NONONONONO!!!!
*The fireworks are set off and everyone dies*
(In StarClan)
Gray Wing: IS THIS WHAT WE LEFT?!?
Thunderstar: Yup. Want some ribs?
Gray Wing: *Horrified*
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
