Firestar: Hello warriors of ThunderClan! Today we're going to try a new workout cuz you're all fat lazy kittypets. It'll be 80's themed!
*Poof, all the cats look like they're from the 80's*
Lionblaze: BUSINESS IN DA FRONT PARTEH IN DA BACK
Bramblestar: Legwarmers...
Cinderheart: Does this sweatband make my face look bloated?
Squirrelflight: These neon streaks are the best thing I have ever worn.
Firestar: Okay...AFRO DON'T FAIL ME NOW! Now, bend over and stirrrr the soup...
*all the cats bend over and start waving their arms around*
Cloudtail: (Dressed like a neon rainbow) What's soup?
Firestar: NOW SWEAT THROUGH THOSE MULLETS AND PERMS! JAZZERCISE LIKE YOU MEAN IT!
*All the cats jazzercise to 80's music*
Poppyfrost: I SAW THE SIGGNNNN
Jayfeather: TURN DA BEAT ARROOUUNNDD
Dovewing: COME ON EILEEN...
Firestar: SHUTTT UPPP! Walk counterclockwise in a circle, it makes your abs happy...
*cue exercising montage to 1985 by Bowling for Soup*
*Everyone is pouring out sweat*
Firestar: KEEP UP A ROUTINE OF THAT AND YOU'LL BE DANDY
*Everyone collapses*
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
De Todo.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
