Brackenfur: I hope they have good food here...
Cloudtail: WELCOME TO MCDOODLES CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDERRRRRRR
Brackenfur: Dang. This nutjob.
Cloudtail: WHADDAYA WANT
Brackenfur: Uhhh...a double mcdoodley burger burrito and a...rainbow? Sized fries...
Cloudtail: GOT IT HUN NOW GO TO THE WINDOWWWW
Brackenfur: *Pulls up to the window*
Cloudtail: HERE IT IS HUUUUNNNN
*he hands Brackenfur a leaf wrapped package with his food inside*
Brackenfur: This doesn't look toooo bad...
Cloudtail: PAY UP HUUUNNN THAT'S 1,000 STARCLAN DOLLAS
Brackenfur: uh... Okay. *he pays, then opens up his bag, and a SURPRISE pops out!*
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Cloudtail what the heck is this...? *he holds up a creepy clown doll*Cloudtail: HUNNNNN THATS OUR MASCOT, DOODLYMCDOODLESTEIN, THE CLOWN.
Brackenfur: Excuse me while I burn this.

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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...