Cloudtail: Thank you for coming to the fireworks show!
*Everycat in StarClan is gathered except for Firestar*
Firestar: YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS
Cloudtail: *sets off fireworks*
Bluestar: THEY'RE ACTUALLY BOMBS!!!!
Starclan: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
*EXPLOSIONNNNNN*
On earth, at the gathering...
Bramblestar: Wow, that's a bad thunderstorm on the horizon.
Mistystar: Loud thunder.
Onestar: RAINBOWS.
Blackstar: No you uncultured swines those are Dark Forest Fireworks aka bombs.
Everycat on earth: 0•0
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...