Blackstar: (kissing grass and rolling around in it.) MWAH MWAH MWAH!
Sandstorm: O_O
Blackstar: Marry me Mrs. ScloffellGrassenBurg!
Squirrelflight: (swinging nunchuks and kicking feet) HIYAH! Wait, my sensei loves GRASS???
Sandstorm: Honey, what happened? Where did you get the nuncuks and fighting skils anda large enough vocabulary to learn the word 'Sensei'?
Squirrelflight: That's in the next spoof!!!!!
Sandstorm: O_O
Blackstar: YES MRS. SCLOFFELLGRASSENBURG!!! YES!!! W'ELL BE TOGETHER YET!!!!
Squirrelflight and Sandstorm: O_O
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Diversos.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...