//much coughing
This is StarClan News ButtCasting System, here with an update!
WE ARE ALIVE!
¬*¬
Bluestar:
YO WASSUP
STILL GOT DAT
GANGSTA ROLLING
IT'S BEEN MONTHS BUT
MY FLOW DIDN'T RUST
Cloudtail:
Dahlink, I think there was an earthquake, but we've risen from da rubble. //coughs
There's so much DUST, dahlink. WE HAVEN'T TOUCHED THE SPOOF PALACE IN AGES!
Hawkfrost:
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
I JUST CLOSED MY EYES AND CLAWED
LET ME PUNCH YOU IN YOUR FAAAAAACCCEEE
ALL YOU EVER DID WAS
FALL AT MY FEET
Firestar:
CHRISTMAS
EXPECT CHRISTMAS SONG PARODIES
CHRISTMAS
I PUT UP MY TREE
CHRISTMAS
I'M HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO PINE
CHRISTMAS
I'M BREAKING OUT IN HIVES
YOU ARE READING
How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
