{this is part two of my mythbusters spoof from my spoof book}
Squirrelflight: Today we are at Leafstar's Sky High Pie Place to test the long time myth: Is everything that comes out of SkyClan bad?
Leafstar: I CAN ALREADY TELL YOU THAT'S NOT TRUE!
Squirrelflight: *slaps her* SHUT UP CHEESE BALL AND LET ME DO THIS! Oh, and this is my assistant, Jayfeather.
Jayfeather: I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE
Squirrelflight: Okay, let's eat one of these pies. *eats pie* WHAT THE DARK FOREST?!? *foams at the mouth*
Leafstar: *does a psycho laugh* I INFECTED THOSE WITH MY RABIES!
Jayfeather: OH STARCLAN OH STARCLAN OH STARCLAN OH STARCLAN
Leafstar: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T KNOW I HAD RABIES!
Reedwhisker: *happens to be there* OH ****
Squirrelflight: HOLY HOTCAKES!
*TO BE CONTINUED!*
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