I thought I should I make a business because Bluestar said she would only stop rapping if I paid her a million bucks.
SO WELCOME TO CARDBOARD FRIENDS INC.!
We sell cats made out of cardboard, so if you're alone and everyone hates you, you can still have a friend!
*Redtail enters*
Redtail: Can I have one friend please?
Raggedstar: NO GET OUT OF HERE REDTAIL NO ONE LIKES YOU
Redtail: *cries*
Anyway, one friend sells for $500,000. PLEASE BUY ONE BLUESTAR NEEDS TO STOP RAPPING!

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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...