Squirrelflight: So, I'm here today to bust the myth of the lake monster. My guest is Mistystar, a member of Riverclan.
Mistystar: what the dark forest? No monsters are in the lake.
Squirrelflight: well, we don't know for sure! Time to find out!
-Squirrelflight jumps up and walks to the lake. A net appears out of nowhere.-
Squirrelflight: TIME TO BUST A MYTH! -she puts the net in, and pulls it out. Reedwhisker is inside.-
Mistystar: O-e He's not a monster. Though he was at birth...
Squirrelflight: NO! HE IS A MONSTER! LOOK AT THE GRIMY FUR! THE BELLY FAT FROM SO MANY YUMMY KITTY CATS!!! CAN'T YOU SEE?????
Mistystar: Those are common Riverclan Traits, idiot. Except his fur is glossy. And his cute widdle bewwy wewwy is fatty watty fwom AWL of his fishy-wishys!
Reedwhisker: -giggles- WAIT! WHY IN ******* AM I HERE? YOU ******** IDIOTS CAUGHT ME IN A **** NET, CALLED ME A ****** MONSTER, AND ARE CALLING ME GRIMY! ******! *******, and ******!
Squirrelflight and Mistystar: O-O
Reedwhisker: and now it's time to say our **** goodbyes!!!!! THE SHOW IS OVER! LEAVE!!!!
The End!
P.S. ****=inappropriate language.
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