Brambleclaw: Okay Ashfur. Whoever gets deepest in the water gets Squirrelflight!
Ashfur: Yup. OuO
*they run towards the water*
Both: WE'RE MEEEENNNNNN!!!!
Squirrelflight: umm...
Jayfeather: THE SALT! THE BURNING SALT IN MY EYES!!!!!!
Lionblaze: Your eyes look like frosted COOKIES!!!!!
*pokes his eye*
Brambleclaw and Ashfur: *clinging onto each other on the shore* HERE IT COMES!!!!!! *little tiny wave splashes their paws* AGHHHHHHH!!!!! IT'S GONNA GET US!!!!
Reedwhisker: (oh boy, this maniac...) WHAT THE **** ARE YOU ******* DOING? IT'S ****** WATER!!!! *jumps in water, summons a whirlpool and drowns Ashfur.*
Brambleclaw: :D SQUIRRELFLIGHT NOW YOU BE MINE K?
Jayfeather: MY EYES!!!!!!!
Feathertail: Oooh, a banana dolphin!
Blackstar: I'M SORRY MRS SCHLOFFELLGRASSENBURG BUT IM LEAVING YOU FOR MRS SCHLOFFELSEAWEEDENBURG!
Squirrelflight: For once, I'm not the most crazy one.
Onestar: SQUIRRELFLIGHT!!! Can you stay underwater for twenty minutes like I can? *falls over*
Bluestar: *from StarClan* What happened to those cats...
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
