Dustpelt: I GOT ME A PUSHY WUSHY BUTTON lalalalalalala
Firestar: And where did you get this putty wishy button?
Dustpelt: A PUSHY WUSHY BUTTON FIRESTAR. YOU GOT IT WRONG DUDE
Firestar: WHERE DID YOU GET IT????????
Dustpelt: CHOCOLATECHOCOLATECHOCOLATECHOCOLATE
Firestar: YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN BERRYNOSE!!!!
Dustpelt: That's a stupid name.
Firestar: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING THAT NAME IS A WORK OF ART THAT I CAME UP WITH!
Dustpelt: Ain't nobody got time fo dat. Fire-mon, yous gotta loosen uppa smidge.
Firestar: AND YOU'RE DUSTPELT! REAL CLEAN, REAL CLEAN. I NEED TO GET A SWIFFER AND USE IT TO CLEAN UP YOUR ACT MISTER!
Dustpelt: Do you like my pushy wushy button? I got it from Cloudtail and Jayfeather's Shop.
Firestar: NO DON'T PRESS IT!
Dustpelt: okay. *pushes button*
*EVERYTHING IS DEADED*
Firestar: WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?????????
Dustpelt: killed us all. But it's okay. We can pull a Heavystep and just ask Vicky to make us come back to life. Yo, Vicky, can you do that?
Vicky Holmes: Absolutely! *Rewrites the beginning of Midnight*
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
