*Everyone is congregated in StarClan and is dancin to Wiggle*
Lionheart: WIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLE
*The song is interrupted by Cloudtail*
Cloudtail: This song goes out to Bramblestar because it describes his life.
*Single ladies plays, and every cat is dancing because the song is epic*
Bramblestar: UP IN THE CLU-UB JUS BROKE UH-UP DOIN MY OWN LIL THANG
Firestar: *seriously dancing. Like creepishly* YEAH GET DOWN Y'ALL
Bluestar: *switches the song* YO LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORY ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD...
Scourge: We crashin this parteh.
*the dark forest enters, all thug like.*
Music: THEY SEE ME ROLLIN THEY HATIN...
Mapleshade: *Rapping*
I TEMPT YOUNG CATS
I MESS WITH THEM
NOW WE GONNA
MESS WIT CHOO!
Lionheart: That's a lame excuse for a rap.
Mapleshade: SHADDUP
To be continued...maybe...never...
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
