All: WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN FIRE??????
Onestar: SHUT UP I'M FINALLY GETTING A SPOOF!!!!
Reedwhisker: **** you.
Onestar: FINE THEN. I'LL JUST HAVE TO SING...
MY TAIL HURTS
BECAUSE FIRE WON'T UPDATE
THE CHEESE PONIES ARE MOLDING
WITH GREEN FUZZ
*Does creepy interpretive dance*
Blackstar: Stop.
Onestar: MY SOUL
HAS MOLDED TOO
GREEN FUZZ
COVERS MY DESIRE FOR A SIGNATURE SPOOF!
*Puts on interpretive dance outfit and bends in ways no cat should*
Blackstar: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP YOU'RE SCARING MRS. SCHLOFFELGRASSENBURG!!!!!!!
Onestar: SHUT UP you stupid grass loving hippie cow cheese pony ding dong deedot with a pea brained worm in your moldy rotting skull...
Blackstar: Whatever you idiotic Windclan cat. Anyway, Fire PROMISES that she'll update, right?
Me: *muffled scream* FINE! I'LL TRY TO!!!!!!!! GEEZ MAYBE I NEED TO SPOOF ABOUT YOU LESS BLACKSTAR...
Anyway, let me tell you that i will try to update more, i promise!!!!!
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
