Cloudtail: I'm Santa cat! Presents for all!
Onestar: OH BOY! A cheat death coupon!
Heavystep: I remember when Santa cat gave me one of those...
Blackstar: SHUT UP DEAD DUDE! Where's my present?
Cloudtail: Here you go! *hands Blackstar a cardboard cutout of...*
Blackstar: 1D!!! OMG OMG OMG! Wait, what? WAS THIS FOR SQUIRRELFLIGHT???
Cloudtail: Okaaaayyyy, moving on, Mistystar! Here you go!
Mistystar: "How to Tell if your Child is a Sea Monster: An Informative Pamphlet"
Reedwhisker: OH ****.
Cloudtail: Here you go, Reedwhisker! *Hands him a skin care set*
Reedwhisker: YOU LITTLE ****!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloudtail: Here Firestar, a fire extinguisher!
Firestar: ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME DIE TWICE????
Cloudtail: MUAHAHAHA
Squirrelflight: Where's my 5 SOS cutout?
Cloudtail: Here you go! *pulls out the actual band*
Squirrelflight: OMEUWVVAUAKNEGSGHAJANOEUHE
Brambleclaw: Hey Cloudtail, What did I get?
Cloudtail: Regret.
Brambleclaw: What?
Cloudtail: COOKIES AND CHEESEPONIES AND RRRRRRRRAINBOWS!!!!!
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
