Hey Bluestar! I bought some fireworks from the Dark Forest! They said they were extra special and had a surprise for all of us!
Also I got donuts from the Dark Forest Poisonous Baking Company! Want some?
And if you're wondering where I got all the money for this, I shaved Reedwhisker and sold his fur.
Reedwhisker: I'M GOING TO KILLLLLLL YOU, YOU LITTLE PUFFFUZZ
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
De Todo.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...