Rosehrulez was the winner of my spoof contest [see previous chapter] and this was her winning entry!
1. Dress Scourge up as Princess Celestia and refer to him as such for the rest of his life.
2. Get Bone addicted to Reeses cups.
3. Declare war on grasshoppers.
4. Say "Due to the lack of prey, we shall eat GLITTER!" and make everyone eat nothing but glitter.
5. Refer to Ice and Snake as their kittypet names, Jumper and Hoot. For even more fun, mix up the names. (ie. Call Jumper "Hoot" and Hoot "Jumper")
6. Tell Barley to "Come to the Dark Side; we have glitter!"
7. Dress everyone up as My Little Pony characters while they're asleep. Remember to dress Scourge up as Princess Celestia.
8. Sing "Space Unicorn" repeatedly until it gets stuck in everyone's head.
9. Convince Ice that he IS the Space Unicorn.
10. Confuse the Clan into declaring war on themselves.
11. Be against BloodClan, stating there isn't enough purple glitter.
12. Tell everyone that you're the medicine cat. Heal cuts and scars with glitter glue.
13. Cover Bone in glitter and girly stuff until he farts lavender-scented perfume for the rest of his life.
14. Take over your Clan, stating that Scourge is "just too ugly" to be leader.
15. Dress Scourge as a lady and call her Madame Buttermilk.
16. Have a "Corn Dog Party". Dip everyone in mustard.
17. Send robot Tigerstars into the camp.
18. Paint your WHOLE MOUTH purple. Ask cats "Is there something in my teeth?" and open your mouth. Afterwards, paint their mouth purple, too!
19. Convince them that llamas are nature's greatest warriors, and create an army of llamas. Start the alpaca-lypse.
20. Use your "psychic powers" to make Scourge think he is Princess Celestia of CorndogUnicornClan.
21. Destroy everyone and everything with a giant baby robot with lazer eyes.
22. Tell Bone, "Y u so stupiiiiid?" Never stop.
23. Rename BloodClan "Team Pinkbutt" and paint everyone's backsides pink.
24. Become Cinderella. Befriend mice and birds.
25. Spontaneously combust whenever someone tries to talk to you.
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