Squirrelflight: I'm hipster now.
Reedwhisker: GET A GRIP OR IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZERRRRRRRRRR
*he blows up Squirrelflight*
Hawkfrost: Hello I am from the past. Now it's time for me to strangle you.
Reedwhisker: WHAT
*Hawkfrost grabs him and starts beating him up.*
Reedwhisker: *weakly* STAYIN ALIVEEE STAYIN ALIVEEE
Ashfoot: I'm barely mentioned.
Tallstar: YOU SHUT UP YOU VOLE FACE
Blackstar: Who's my deputy again?
Mapleshade: *insane evil laugh* I'M SO EVIL I WENT INSANE AND NOW I KILL YOU
Everyone: LALALALA LALALALA ELMO'S WORLD!

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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Aléatoire.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...