We open on ThunderClan in a camo print tank. They are driving through a mysterious place...
Firestar: WE'RE GONNA HUNT THEM BEARS
Cloudtail: WOOOOOOOO
Dustpelt: MY GOLDEN LIZARD IS BROKEN!
Bramblestar: EVERYONE SHUT UP! It's bear season, and bears are abundant in twoleg territory.
The story so far: THUNDERCLAN HAS BEEN DRIVING A TANK THROUGH A CITY AND UNKNOWINGLY SHOOTING THE CANNON IN IT
Firestar: Why is this place so...burn-y?
Squirrelfight: *shrugs* ask the pistachio.
*ad lib screaming*
Brightheart: I SEE A BEAR!
*a twoleg in a fur coat runs by*
Cloudtail: GET YOUR CLAWS, BOYS.
*they all jump on the twoleg*
Twoleg: WHY ARE THESE RABID CATS ON ME? ANIMAL CONTROL!
Ferncloud: *drags the fur coat off of the twoleg* SEE I'M NOT USELESS
Blackstar: *is there and punches Ferncloud* YOU ARE LYING!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued...
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Rastgele.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
