Firestar: Why are we celebrating when Warriors is from England?
Cloudtail: FIRE-FIRE-STUPID!!! LOOK!!! I GOT SOME FIREWORKS!!!
Firestar: What are Fireworks?
Cloudtail: explosives named after you, Fire-Fire-Works!
Firestar: NOOOOO!!!!
Birchfall: Cloudtail, Ready for the CANDY DONUT PARADE????
*all three of them walk outside and see everycat lined up for a parade*
Blackstar: *is in a fancy dress and is wearing makeup next to a pile of grass* me and Mrs. Schloffelgrassenberg will be the pretty princesses of the donut candy parade!!!!
Mistystar: Me and my widdle son, Reedwhisker, are so happy to be in the parade!
Squirrelflight: OH NO!!! THE LAKE MONSTER GOT INTO THE PARADE!!!!!
Reedwhisker: ****.
Onestar: I don't have a spoof about me yet...
Cloudtail: NO! BLACKSTAR! ROWANCLAW IS THE PRETTY PRINCESS! SHE IS A GIRL AFTER ALL!
Rowanclaw: Wait...
Cloudtail: SERIOUS. IDENTITY. ISSUES.
Dovewing: WHERE ARE MY BLUE, YELLOW, AND GREEN CONTACTS?
Firestar: wait...but isn't green your natural color? Or was it blue? Or yellow? Oh no...
Cloudtail: FIREWORKS TIME!!!!
*he sets off fireworks, and cookies fly everywhere!*
EVERYONE BUT FIRESTAR: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Firestar: what brand was that?
Cloudtail: Dark Forest Phantom.
Everyone but Cloudtail: OH. NO.
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
