This show is revenge cuz today we're cookin with dog meat.
First, kill a dog.
Then, skin it and make a headdress out of its head and back fur and skin.
Take its meaty hind leg and have Firestar cook it with his burning gaze of shame.
Give it a yummy blood glaze.
THEN DEVOUR THAT THING AND PRETEND YOU'RE EATING THAT STUPID MUTT THAT KILLED YOU AND SEPERATED YOU FROM THE CAT YOU LOVED AND SCARRED HER AND MADE HER HALF BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This show has been brought to you by the Anti-Dog Association of StarClan.
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