Mah name is Lionheart and I sell wedding dresses here at Catfield's. Today we're working with BrideZilla in the making, Jayfeather.
Jayfeather: Me and my stick have been together 5ever, that's more than 4ever
Lionheart: ...Well then. Jay and his stick are getting married on February 30, 1667.
Jayfeather: My stick picked out the date!
Lionheart: That explains a lot. Anyway, try on this lacey dress.
*Jayfeather comes out in the dress*
Jayfeather: No.
Lionheart: Then try on this one.
*Jayfeather comes out in another one, pretend its your dream wedding dress*
Jayfeather: EWWWW NO THIS IS EVEN UGLIER THAN THE LAST ONE
Lionheart: Last one, if you don't like it I'm kicking you out.
*Jayfeather is wearing a super super ugly dress that looks like its from the 80s*
Jayfeather: I'M SAYING YES TO THIS DRESS
5 months later Jayfeather found out that there was no February 30, and 1667 had already happened.
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