Cloudtail: Hi my name is Cloudtail! My daughter Whitewing is gonna rock the ThunderClan's Prettiest Uglies pageant!
Whitewing: I LIKE GLITTER AND SPARKLES AND WINNING
*at the pageant*
Whitewing: *is dressed in a super poofy gown that she can't move in. The fur on her head is painted brown.* ITS TIME FOR BEAUTY! *she goes on stage and awkwardly moves around*
Cloudtail: WORK IT SMOOCHIE *goes way overboard and starts doing a horrific dance*
Firestar: CROWNING TIME
Birchfall: Why is this so rushed???
Firestar: IN 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th place is Whitewing! You were terrible! She recieves...A WONDERFUL PRIZE OF...NOTHING!
Cloudtail: YOU FUDGE TURD! GAHHHHHH *jumps on Firestar and bites him*
The End?
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