Me Plus You ♡ s.m. + m.f.

{2} Happy Crack

When the Irish boy approached the front door of Mark's house, he rang the doorbell once. He stood on the front porch for a second, looking up at the partly- cloudy sky. Jack doesn't remember much of Ireland, as he was about five years old when he moved from there, but he did remember how rainy it always was there. Well, it didn't always rain in Ohio, but the weather sure was bipolar. One minute it would be warm and sunny- not one single cloud in the sky, and the next minute dark thunder clouds and heavy rain in an instant.

When no one answered the door, Jack being the person he is decided to ring the doorbell again. And by again, I mean violently about 16 times in a row. The tan colored door quickly swung open, revealing Mark's dad. The tall, muscular man dressed in a muscle tee and sweatpants.

"I knew it." he said sounding somewhat annoyed. The blonde haired man moved slightly to the left, lifting his arm up a little so Jack could walk under it. It's not like he really needed to do that since Jack was only about 5"4, but he did it anyways.

"Did you miss me?" Jack asked, immediately walking toward the kitchen to look for food.

"I mean, I guess. But not really? I saw you yesterday." Clifton replied, following him into to kitchen. Every time Jack went over there, he always went straight to the kitchen. Every time.

"Is Mark home from baseball practice yet?" Jack asked with hope in his voice. Less worried about finding mac and cheese in the cupboard and now more concerned as to where his boyfriend was.

"Yeah, we just got home. He's in the shower." Mark's dad answered. Almost instantly Jack ran upstairs to the bathroom hearing the shower water running, indicating that Mark really was in the shower. The Irish boy slowly opened the bathroom door feeling the sudden change of humidity in the air from the warm shower water. Jack stripped himself of his swim trunks and tank top, ready to get in the shower with Mark and surprise him when he suddenly remembered the large amount of happy crack that was in his pocket he'd made just hours earlier. Carefully and quietly he opened up the Ziploc bag with the said contents.

Mark on the other hand has literally no idea that Jack was in the bathroom with him, let alone at his house. He'd just gotten home from baseball practice, so he was pretty tired. The Asian boy stood there washing his long, wavy black hair (A/N: Yes I'm bringing back long haired Mark (: ), assessing the random thoughts that popped into his head. Mark didn't suspect anything out of the ordinary until he began rinsing the coconut scented shampoo from his hair. When he looked down at his feet, he noticed that they were stained red. His heart rate increased as he frantically looked around the floor of the bathtub, noticing that behind him it was covered in a red liquid, along with the back of his legs.

"Oh my god!" Mark laughed. a familiar sweet smell lingering in his nose. He knew what the liquid was. Not even a minute later did the sweet little Irish boy hop in the shower, now standing in front of him. Mark continued to laugh, his hand flying over his eyes. Jack was still holding the bag of happy crack, not eating it himself.

"I sprinkled happy crack on your butt! I made cherry Kool Aid in your bathtub and in your butt crack!"

Jack exclaimed, satisfied with his sinful act. Mark smirked, looking down upon his adorable boyfriend who now had his fingers in his mouth.

"Yeah, at first I was like 'how am I on my period?' and I was really scared but period don't smell like cherries." Mark laughed, putting his arms around Jack's tiny body.

A/N: For those who don't know, Happy Crack is a mixture of Kool Aid powder and Sugar that's popular with mostly middle school kids in Ohio (and maybe other places, too?) ,It's often put into straws that are tapped on both ends or plastic bags. Kids who make it sometimes sell it to other kids for money and sometimes get in trouble at school for it because it looks so much like cocaine or crack, despite being brightly colored. It stains your hands and mouth when you eat it XD It's fucking delicious.