Me Plus You ♡ s.m. + m.f.

{148} Cat Porn

"Pink lemonade is my crack." Jack sighed, leaning his head back and making a slurping noise with his tongue.

"Wendy's' lemonade is gross." Clifton retorted, not glancing away from the road for even a split second.

Jack gasped and placed his hand over his chest. "You're just mad cause you didn't get any!" Shaking his long overgrown curly hair out of his eyes, he glanced towards Mark and tapped his shoulder, causing him to glance over, "Do you like Wendy's' lemonade, hunty?"

Mark shook his head, "Wendy's' lemonade tastes like toilet water, honestly."

"Whatever. You're both haters! Wendy is my queen."

The leaves on the trees had fully grown, and were now a beautiful green color, shading yards and parks and providing shelter from the hot sun. It was a peaceful drive home, and Jack loved it. His eyes wondered aimlessly out the window, and he giggled as he slightly spilled his drink over his short, light wash denim shorts.

"Dad, are you busy tonight?" Mark asked curiously, biting his lip.

The blonde man nodded as he pushed his sunglasses up on the bridge of his pointy nose.

"Damn, Blondie. You stay gettin' lit with the crew."

Clifton blushed and rolled his eyes. His grip tightened on the steering wheel of his black BMW, and he couldn't help but laugh at the small Irish boy's comment, along with the nickname he'd given him a while back.

"I'm not forty yet, child. Let me live, thanks."

Jack hushed him and glanced back at the window, gasping as he almost spilled his lemonade and covered his mouth,

"Holy fuck! Two cats are having sex under that parked car back there!" He screamed, pointing out the window.

Mark whipped his head around and glanced out the back window, "Aww, man! I missed it!" he whined, violently tapping his dad's leg, "Dad, we have to go back!"

Confused as to why the boys wanted so badly to watch two cats having sex, Clifton kept driving through the neighborhood, pushing all his negative thoughts to the back of his head as they continued to beg him to drive back to the scene.

"Why do you wanna watch cats have sex? That's weird. Can't they just mind their business? That's like, cat porn."

"It's interesting, and I've never had sex before anyways. I don't know much about it." Mark lied, running his fingers through his long hair. He knew damn well he'd been regularly having sex for months, but he knew his dad didn't know...

Jack snorted, practically feeling the presence of God's ear through the clouds, listening to the lie that'd just been told.

"It is interesting," He began, "And cats are cute!"

"Perverts." Clifton mumbled, turning the car around.