Me Plus You ♡ s.m. + m.f.

{157} Swimsuit Shopping

"Jiggle jiggle, pop pop my hips love to rock, okay, swing left, swing right, my weave in tight!HUH-YAHH!" Jack sang obnoxiously from the passenger seat of the car. His phone was plugged into the AUX cord and as usual, the music was blasting throughout the car and if he weren't forced to be sitting in that moment, he'd be violently twerking or something of that nature.

Florrie playfully rolled her eyes, and chuckled. resisting the urge to pull over and yank the cord out and toss Jack's phone out the window. She sighed as she glanced out the window, pleased that the weather was finally warm and admiring the bright green leaves on the trees and colorful flowers in flowerbeds they passed by."What the fuck!"

"Dig it, dig it out. I don't care who's all around. Peek left, peek right, now dig that wedgie out! HUH-YAHH!" Mark screeched from the back.

The older woman sighed, "I swear, I'll jump out of this car while it's still movin' if ya don't shut the hell up with that song already!" She snapped, making the boys practically sink back in their seats in fear.

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As soon at they made their way through the mall doors, Jack grabbed Mark's hand and made a beeline for PacSun. They made their way to the men's swimwear section and proceeded to the dressing rooms.

"Fuck, my ass looks fat as hell in these." Mark smirked, admiring his ass in the large mirror on the wall in front of them.

Jack almost fell over stepping into a pair of bright orange swim shorts as he glanced at Mark, "Do they fit you at least?" He asked, slapping Mark's ass.

"I dunno, kinda."

They opened the dressing room door, looking as if they were both about to cry.

"Awww, you guys look so cute!" Florrie chirped, leaning against the wall outside of the dressing room.

"I need a bigger size, I think."

"Why? They look fine to me." She frowned and moved her head slightly, folding her arms over her chest.

"No, mommy! I'm too.." Jack growled, grabbing his phone off the bench and dramatically tossing it to the ground, "Squishy!"

Mark whined and pulled at the waistband of his own shorts, "Me too! My booty is too big for these."

To Jack, Mark was definitely over exaggerating, or just wasn't in the right mind. Maybe possessed even? Well, his butt was definitely big, and everyone always thought Mark had the most perfect beautiful body ever, and they were right. He was tan, tall, muscular, had a nice ass and legs. Everything anyone could ever want to look like.

The Irish boy sighed, sneaking up behind Mark and grabbing his waist. He quickly and violently thrusted against the lower part of his butt like a little annoying dog.

A bit startled by the sudden action, Mark gasped, laughing, "Babes! We're in a public place, you can't try to hump me here!"

"But I love you." Jack began, giggling as he was suddenly scooped up by the older boy. "And I want to eat your punani!" He grinned, kissing Mark's lips.