BUT HOW WOULD A MOUNTIE FUNCTION AS A CENTAUR? WOULD THEY STILL RIDE HORSES? THEY CAN'T BE MOUNTIES IF THEY AREN'T ACTUALLY MOUNTED, BUT HORSES DO NOT RIDE HORSES! WOULD THEY BE THE ROYAL CANADIAN FOOT POLICE? THAT MAKES SENSE I GUESS. BUT IN THIS SOCIETY WHERE MOUNTIES ARE CENTAURS, WHAT ARE THEY CALLED? FOOTIES? THAT SOUNDS DUMB. ARE THESE CENTAUR COPS IN A SOCIETY OF MONSTERS OR PEOPLE? ARE THEY DESPERATE FOREST THINGS THAT TOOK A HUMAN JOB OR JUST AVERAGE MONSTER CITIZENS? IF THIS IS THE CASE, WHAT ARE REGULAR COPS? MINOTAURS? I DON'T THINK THOSE WOULD FIT IN A SQUAD CAR. OR DO THEY HAVE MONSTER SQUAD CARS? DO OTHER MONSTERS HAVE JOBS? WOULD SASQUATCH LEAD NATURE TOURS? SO MANY QUESTIONS. SO MANY POSSIBILITIES. ALSO, SORRY FOR SHOUTING THE WHOLE THING BUT THIS IS EXTRA IMPORTANT!
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