NOW I KNOW I HAVE A HEART, BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST WHO ARE YOU KIND SOULS???
I don't even know how to properly respond to this. It's one of the biggest achievements of my life and I owe it all to you guys. I know that there are people here with hundreds and thousands of followers. Compared to that, I'm dust in the wind. Aren't we all dust in the wind? *Kansas plays faintly in the background* I haven't even been on Wattpad for a full year (that'll be August) yet all of you guys support me. I promised you all a face reveal but switched out with Nicholas Cage and yet you support me. My profile is clip art of a fvcking Backyardigan skateboarding into a black hole and you support me. I'm beyond why you haven't all given up and gone home. It's too much for my brain to handle. Seriously. I am on the verge of tears. That's significant, considering I have friends who have known me most of my life and one of the only times they've seen me cry is when I had a toothpick shoved up my foot. Yeah.
Anyway, to celebrate in this book I will be giving you 50 facts about myself! Here goes!
#1: My very first oc was The Big Blue Lump on the couch from a comic series of the same name. I was six, don't question it.
#2: I inherited my art skills from my mother, my dad can't draw for sh!t.
#3: The most hats I've ever worn at once was seven hats.
#4: I have another oc to represent myself apart from Neb/Galaxy Gazer, but I'm too shy to reveal her just yet.
#5: My favourite shows are Mythbusters, Backyardigans (fvckin fite me bro), How it's Made, Phineas and Ferb, and Weird or What.
#6: I used to photograph things as a hobby. This is my favourite picture:
#7: My favourite holidays are Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept. 22), Appreciate a Dragon Day (Jan. 12), and Halloween (Oct. 31). No, I did not make those up. They exist.
#8: I have an Undertale oc but I've been way too lazy to ever draw it. Are you happy now, Gemstone_BP ?
#9: When I say that nobody listens to my favourite bands, I sound very hipsterish. But really, is there not a single person who enjoys JoCo out there? Creature Feature? The Tragically Hip? Barenaked Ladies? ANYBODY? It's all you kids these days with your multiple pilots and panicked discos.
#10: My favourite video on the internet is this one:
#11: I used to really love griffins. Wonder what happened?
#12: I've only cried because of two movies, and those were Muppets Take Manhattan and Song of The Sea. Why exactly is confidential information.
#13: I routinely give my teacher puns on small slips of paper.
#14: I am the youngest of my friends.
#15: My name means "little dark one".
#16: The best Pringles are the salt and vinegar ones and you can fight me.
#17: I am super open to discussions and stuff, so if you want to do that, feel free.
#18: Ptarmigans are my favourite birds because they're just giant marshmallows. Look them up. They're relatively common here, but there haven't been many this winter.
#19: I can play All Star on the recorder and it's legitimately the best.
#20: This is my face!
That's it for now. I'll be posting more facts later. Thank you all so much! Also, keep an eye on my art book for a celebration piece!
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