MARKY CARKSMARK

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MARKY CARKSMARK ARKYBARKY! ERK'S A CARKSMARK MARKLE!

I'm spending it in the south, it's my first non-white Christmas. It's weird for me. Anyway, I wrote a little carol for it. Take a look at my handiwork:

It's beginning to look like there's no Christmas
Where's THE FVCKING SNOW
Take a look at the barren ground
With not a drop around
I must say that a snowless Christmas blows

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