I can't think of anything to do right now, so I'm going to post my haikus here! I made all of these in notes (like the deep thoughts). Enjoy!
Determination.
All you need to make haiku!
That, and maybe words.
Giant squid of old
Resides in waters cold.
Tentacles galore!
Mischievous wee folk
Make trouble
And blame it on you.
(Note: Not actually a haiku, a lune. It was just in the folder.)
You're a mean one, you
Old scheming, rotten Grinch, you.
Please don't steal Christmas.
A Punkicorn is
Both a punk and unicorn.
We can't explain it.
Walrus Armies can
Explore Arctic battlefields
But they choose not to.
Barbara Manatee.
The weirdest idea for
A song ever made.
A manatee named
Hugh was robbed. A crime against
Hugh-manatee, eh!?
If you ever ask
My opinion on dragons,
I'll never shut up.
Hey, you guys know what?
I can't stand any of you.
Just to let you know.
Just for the record,
The answer to your riddle
Is an egg. Bye now!
A sudden loud noise
Out of nowhere at midnight.
Mini heart attack.
Well now, here we go.
Off into the great nowhere.
Hope it'll be nice.
Oh my frickin' God.
You need help, that's not a sink.
That's the new toilet.
Really, Jeff? Really?
For a ghost, you're quite the douche.
*sigh* Goddammit Jeff.
I have things to do.
I have class at six, and then...
Well, you will find out.
You must learn something,
My dear devoted children.
I killed Mufasa.
You are disturbing.
I don't know if it's just me,
But I don't like you.
YOU ARE READING
Haha, I'm An Idiot.
Humor[OLD AS HECKIE] Where I post dumb thoughts, ideas, and revelations. Also good for some life updates. Why am I doing this? One may never know.
