SPOILERS FOR GLADIATOR AHEAD! DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED!
Anyway, dad was watching Gladiator tonight and when I entered the room, it was right at the end of the film. The main character (Russell Crowe) was in a duel with the emperor or something like that. They ended up stabbing each other. The senator or whatever died on the spot, but Russell stayed around. He was on his deathbed. As I walked in, I could only respond one way:
"Wow, what a murder of Crowes."
I swear to god I've never told a better joke. Dad even laughed, and that's one of the rarest occurrences on planet earth.
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Haha, I'm An Idiot.
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