Haha, I'm An Idiot.

LAST CHAPTER!

It's such an accomplishment to've come all this way with you guys! I'm bouncing with excitement! Be for we get to the new book, I want to say a quick word.

Thank you, all of you, for coming all this way with me. It seems like only yesterday I was freaking out over ten followers and barely any reads. Now take a look! It's still strange to me. Fifty followers. One hundred chapters. One THOUSAND reads. It's so freaky. Why, out of all the good authors and artists, did you choose me to enjoy? Baffling. Anyway, I thank you all more than you could ever imagine for coming, seeing, and conquering with me. It's so important. I didn't really mean to turn this chapter into another heartfelt speech, but this is another worthy accomplishment. In terms of Wattpad, I'm an account fetus. I haven't even reached a year. I can't wait until the future when I'll have improved even more.

Now that that's out of the way, the new book is out! It's called 'Still Here, Still Dumb'. I don't have any real updates in it yet; just a welcome chapter. Still, I'm excited to share it with you. Now, I hear your questions. "Why are you stopping at one hundred?" you cry. "I've read books with hundreds more chapters than that! Why not keep going?" you wail. Here's my answer.

I've seen those books too. They're huge. The authors only yield to chapter limits. Here's what lots of people don't realize: you can barely call those books. Lots of them are filled with one-liners, horoscopes, and other stuff like that. Most chapters are only one sentence. Now, I do respect those books and their authors. They made the choice to write like that. I don't want to change that. However, I don't want to be that either. While my chapters are relatively short, they were originally meant to be enjoyed in bite-sized bits. Not much more than a paragraph or two. When I realized that my chapters were getting longer and the book more tempting to read at once, I decided that I wouldn't have it drag on forever. I've been a binge-reader before. Many times I would fall in love with a short-chaptered book and discover that it really went on forever. I'd quit on it after that. I'm formatting this and my other books this way to spare some of my potential binge-readers (not that I expect you all to be, you can go at your own pace). My book's pretty much a bag of chips.

In final, I know that it may have ended abruptly for some of you. Just understand that this will make it easier to go back and reread in the future! For the time being, though, you can go to my new book for brand-spanking-new content. Before you leave, though, let's have one final collective dance to Walk the Dinosaur!