"That Tree Might Be Jewish"

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Something I legitimately said to win an argument today. True story.

Story time!

This is another tale from the magical land of art class. Alright, so I was talking as usual with my friends. They were zombiepeasant and a girl I shall refer to as J. Okay, so we somehow were in a conversation about our secretly awesome art teacher. Y'know, the one that summons demons and plays rap in class. Anyway, for some reason, the conversation was completely derailed and we started talking for the sake of it. Somehow, we were talking about Trump when one of us compared him to Hitler. Yeah, I'm not entirely sure why either. We then started talking about Hitler, because that's the logical next step in conversation. Anyway, J brought up a girl who disguised herself by changing her appearance to hide the fact that she was Jewish. I then explained that that is not how you change religions. She would still be Jewish if she was totally blonde. J countered that they wouldn't know who she was. I explained that she could change sexes, eye colour, go by the name Mr. Fancy Pants, and move to space and she would still be killed for being Jewish, because Hitler is still horrible. Well, not exactly like that, but you get the gist. J began to say something, but I cut her off by saying this:

"That isn't how it works! How you look doesn't change your religion! Any of us could be Jewish. THAT TREE MIGHT BE JEWISH! The desk you're sitting in right now could be Jewish! You don't know!"

To emphasize my point, I whirled around in my seat and pointed at a tree outside the window. Of course, that would only be made better by what came next.

"Why would that tree be Jewish though? We're at a Catholic school."

We then proceeded to question why a tree might be Jewish and the possible racism of the desk. Don't forget, this entire conversation was started by us overhearing some other kid shout "Donald Trump!". Really. These are the friends I have.

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