If I ever have a kid, you can bet your boots that their middle name will be Danger. I don't care if they're a coward. Danger will be their middle name. I will raise them to be James Bond. Heck, I might even name a child James Danger Bond! You can't stop me! I will make them introduce themselves like this:
"Hello, my name's James and Danger is my middle name."
It will be perfect. And if I don't have a kid, I'll just legally change my middle name to Danger. My middle name will literally be Danger. It'll be hilarious. People will ask my name. I'll say the above, except with my name inserted. They'll laugh. I'll then say, "No, really."
Welp, there's something for the bucket list!
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