Haha, I'm An Idiot.

This Is Great

Woooo, I just did spring cleaning on my profile and I feel frickin PUMPED! Everything's so free! I redid most of my book covers and trashed the old books I don't think are necessary anymore! I even changed my header! It's good! I don't even know why I'm so happy. Something just feels nice and new.

To fill out the rest of this chapter, I'm gonna post in the only chapter of one of the old books. It was called Landsharks. I did it for a school assignment where we had to write a story with as many verbs as possible. In my opinion, I nailed it. Here we go!

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One day, as I opened my door, I discovered there were sharks everywhere. As they flopped and twirled about on the ground, I laughed and laughed. I wouldn't normally laugh at a sudden appearance of land sharks, but the way they wiggled about was funny to me.

Quickly thinking about what to do, I pulled out a dart gun and shot at the sharks. Then I ran down the hall to the kitchen. When I arrived in the kitchen, I spotted a shark at the table. He said, "I was expecting you." and smiled like he ruled the world.

Now, I wasn't intimidated by this shark, even though he somehow knew how to speak. But he did seem... sinister. "I saw you when you slid down the hall back there after shooting up my mates. You left 'em quite rattled." I was only half listening, as the other half of me questioned how a fish could have an Australian accent. "Now," he continued, "I've been working on something with my mates and I thought I'd show you just what I've done. At this moment, sharks on mechanical legs stepped out of the shadows.

The chase was on.

I ran out the front door, closely pursued by the sharks. I knew where I had to go. I dashed out to the airport and hopped on a helicopter.
"Sorry, it's important!" I yelled. The sharks followed me on, and we took off.

We flew over many cities, and I managed to push the sharks off into lakes across the country. Now it was just me and the lead shark. We were over a big city. I tackled the shark, and pushed him off just as a monorail car sped by. I had done it. Feeling accomplished, I turned around. Then I remembered my situation.

Now, is there anyone out there who knows how to fly a helicopter?