I smuggled an octopus to school today. He's really small; I hid him in the lunch bag compartment that I don't use. Here's the octopus in question:
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His name is Barry and I love him. In this picture, he's on a boat.
Anyway, I decided on a whim last night to take him to school. Unlike most 3am plans, this one didn't fall through. In a stroke of luck from the gods, I was able to get him all the way to school. Once there, I opened my lunch and took him out to put in my pocket. Pretty much everyone thought he was cute, and I'm sure he was appreciating it. Barry was cool to have around all day. My school allows kids to have stuff like stress balls to play with so some kids can focus, so it wasn't like I had to ninja him around everywhere. Though, despite being able and willing to flaunt my octopus, I kept him in my pocket. All day, I'd take him out and say, "Little did you know, I'm concealing an octopus."
