Okay, so when I was little this show used to air. It was called "Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Kids". It was about this bug family that went on adventures and taught kids that bugs weren't so bad. After remembering suddenly through what I may only describe as the spite of the Gods, I looked it up. Then I remembered something else. Something horrible.
There was also this character called Spiderus. He was some sort of pseudo villain (I think he was a reformed villain) and he was... Spiderus. That's all I have to say. Just???
Look at him
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Look at him in the goddamned eyes
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HE'S CREEPY AF
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AND HE HAS HELLSPAWN OFFSPRING??? OH NO
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I'm gonna make this my profile picture
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Why would I post this? 'Cause I'm gonna have some weird-ass nightmares and if I go you suckers are coming with me.
