Hey guys! How is everyone? This is just an update for you guys to give you a heads up: I won't be able to update this or any of my other books for a while in the coming month or so. Don't panic! You'll still get your hilarious day-to-day fix once everything smooths over. It's alright. I just need to say something.
I have some news that I have been meaning to share for a while now. It has come to my attention that I am not entirely well. A bit ago, I was diagnosed with a serious illness. It has been affecting me in school. I have not been able to focus on anything. I also have difficulty expressing emotions. I'm sorry if I won't be updating for a while. I promise that I'll be okay and nobody needs to worry. It's only personal. I just wanted to let all of my readers know so that nobody is left in the dark when I stop updating. Once I get some help I will resume my updating. I'll try to get a chapter of The Three of us and Also Zombies before I go though.
I'll tell you about what I have. It is a very rare condition. The scientific name of it is "Etiam Frigoria". That translates to "Too Chill". It is a bit difficult to explain. Here is a quote pulled directly from the Internet that best outlines the affects:
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Hahahahahahahahaha! I got you guys GOOD! Nothing's wrong! Don't flip out! I would have posted this on April Fool's Day, but I'm leaving for France then. Yep! That's why I won't be updating. At least, not as frequently. Dad decided to take us there to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the battle of Vimy Ridge. Not sure if celebrate is the right word though. I'm so sorry if I offended anybody who does have a chronic illness. My heart goes out to you guys. I admire your strength and I believe that you can do it! To everybody else, apologies if I scared you. It was just a joke! I'm probably losing followers for this. As for my friends, please don't murder me on sight. I swear, this entire chapter is for sh#ts and giggles. I got the screen cap from a Wikihow article on how to be chill. It was in the 'Warnings' section and I had to share it at some point.
If anybody's still shaken like Bond's favourite drink, have this calming video:
And this funny one:
The baton twirler cats are my favourite! Plus, that above music is gonna be stuck in my head for days to come. I'm okay with that.
