WHOA WAIT WHAT THE HELL
1K READS? WHEN??? THANK YOU???????
Wh- how? How did we do this? This is too much, too much.
Like, AAAAAAHHHHHWW why are you doing this to the tender core I hide under all those innuendos? WHO?
I'M SO THANKFUL! IT'S A MILESTONE! NOT A FOLLOWER MILESTONE, BUT A MILESTONE!
I left for a while to binge watch some documentaries and then I come back to this? Thank you! This is my best book so far (and when I hit 100 chapters I'll be coming out with another one). Thank you for caring? Reading? Going through my Nicolas Cage bullcrap? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I just want to thank everyone out there so, so much for paying attention. For reading. For enjoying the time we've spent. I can't believe it. Thank you. I may sound like a big, bubble-blowin' baby (in fact, I likely am) but this means something. Followers may be a symbol of how many people enjoy your work, but reads show the people who just decided to show up. That's what matters most to me; that's what I am. I just showed up one day.
I'm going to turn you off to the works of my best friends zombiepeasant and Gemstone_BP because they are far more deserving of this than I am. Look at me. I'm the living embodiment of a participation award with a book full of sh#tposts and I'm the one you're spending time on? No! These guys spend all their time writing. They are dedicated and talented in words and storytelling. They are fantastic human beings and I'm sure you'll love their work.
Finally, THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES OVER! I showed up, I wrote, and you liked it! Really liked it! Honestly, I'm still in a state of shock and my writing's probably not the best right now. I'm gonna get Pringles when I'm done. Anyway, thank you.
P.s.: What do you think of my celebratory song choice?
YOU ARE READING
Haha, I'm An Idiot.
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