I'm gonna post my entire "Deep Thoughts" section of Notes here. It's pretty much where my nightblogging goes. Also, I made a few of these into actual chapters! See if you can spot the ones I used.
Deep Thoughts
What if Mounties were centaurs
The Skywalker family is like space Kardashians
Running to Valhalla on The Backs of Golden Eagles
"Muffin!"
Roses are red,
Violets are violet.
Let me be yours
Before I get violent.
If conjoined twins manage to survive without being separated, can they marry the same person or would that be illegal?
A loophole in selling your soul to satan would be asking for everything you want, asking for satan, and taking your soul back because you own satan now.
Ahoy !DJ Potato! Ahoy!
"I had a really bad day. First, I died." -Danny Frejo
FlutterShia LaBeouf
Who's gonna tell you when Lassie falls down a well?
"KRAFF!"
THERE WILL BE GRANDMAS CALLED BRITTANY, ROXY, BECKY, AND OTHER TYPICAL VALLEY GIRL NAMES
There is a man currently walking the Earth who has chosen for himself and his band to be known as and named after a famously awful food dish. Think about that. There is a band and musician who are named after a suburban mom dinner. A man's identity. A loaf of meat. A FREAKING LOAF. WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING WITH HIS LIFE?
What is? No dog?
First class Hell is like Vegas.
It's a good day here at Octopus Smuggling Inc.
He whispered in her ear, meaning the words more each time he said them.
"I have a Ph.D."
Beergle.
My favourite part about metal is that if you scream too much and your voice gets scratchy nobody could tell the difference.
Siri is a nice name, I just wish it wasn't taken by a moronic robot woman.
Nova Fawkes - not a fox, just has unfortunate last name.
Walter White: the Man, the Meth, the Legend
It's where Matt Damon hides
No one knows what it's like
To be the sad man
To be the Batman
Behind a bad disguise
How many couples does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but it'd have to be really big.
I think the meaning of life is the Hokey Pokey, because, y'know, that's what it's all about.
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Haha, I'm An Idiot.
Humor[OLD AS HECKIE] Where I post dumb thoughts, ideas, and revelations. Also good for some life updates. Why am I doing this? One may never know.
