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 THERE ARE 20+ OF YOU GUYS NOW? HOW? WHY? THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! You have no idea what this means

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THERE ARE 20+ OF YOU GUYS NOW? HOW? WHY? THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! You have no idea what this means. It means that I am better than Jesus. Really. How many people did he have on his side? Twelve. How many people do I have? Nearly twice that! This means that I have enough people behind me to officially become a religion. The Satanic Loophole Theory is REAL, folks! In all seriousness, I can barely express how awesome this is to me. Thank you for sticking around this long to listen to the thoughts of a bumbling fool. Then again, Trump won the election...

Oh, well. Now, let's get everyone in this religion dancing like idiots to Robots FTW!

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