I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan

I May or May Not Be a Terrible Teacher

Missingfur: Hello, and welcome back to Episode 1 of I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan.

Velvetpaw: MISSINGFUR!

Missingfur: What?

Velvetpaw: It's not Episode 1, mouse-brain! It's Episode 25. 

Missingfur: SHUT UP.

Velvetpaw: Why?

Missingfur: I'M YOUR MENTOR.

Velvetpaw: So?

Missingfur: AND BOSS.

Velvetpaw: Dang it! *whispering* I'd hoped he'd forgotten about that...

Missingfur: ANYway, today we're going to be training a new accomplice, who for some reason was not taught anything in the previous chapters! Introducing...TINYPAW!

The stage suddenly goes dark and Uptown Funk begins playing, and twenty different colored spotlights zip around the stage before landing on Tinypaw, who flips her nonexistant hair.

Tinypaw: Hello! I'm Tinypaw, who's gonna show EVERYONE what type of murder is, like, today! *whispering to Velvetpaw* This is so, like, CURRENT!

Velvetpaw: *sights* Shut up.

Missingfur flicks his tail, and the lights return to normal. Tinypaw looks slightly disappointed.

Missingfur: Great! Thanks for the introduction, Tinypaw! Now, let's teach our new accomplice some MURDER!

Le time skip

Missingfur: Okay, Tinypaw! Here's the chainsaw! I'd like you to...um...destroy that tree!

Tinypaw: So not happening.

Missingfur: WHAT?

Velvetpaw: I knew this was going to happen...

Missingfur: WHY?

Tinypaw: Obviously, because chainsaw are so, like, not in.

Missingfur. O.O

Velvetpaw: *rolling her eyes* So what's in then, little miss Tinypaw?

Tinypaw: Duh! It's, like, plasma-powered laser guns!

Missingfur: Um... *mutters* We're kinda on a budget...

Tinypaw: WHAT?! You are so, like, the worst teacher ever.

Velvetpaw: You know, I actually agree...he's a terrible teacher.

Missingfur: You've betrayed me!!! *runs off sobbing*

Velvetpaw: *glances at Tinypaw* Whatever.

Tinypaw: Yeah. Like, good riddance.

Written by Ember, the newbie! Hope it was at least slightly funny!