I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan

I May Or May Not Have Replaced The Admins

Missingfur: *whispers* hello my budding no-haired villains, welcome back to my show. Today, I have conjured up the most fantastic plan to overthrow Normalstar. 

Velvetpaw: *whispering also* hello everyone, my name is Crazystar, and I'll be your host *dramatic wink*

Missingfur: No! I thought we agreed I was Crazy! I'm WAY more suited to being Crazy

Velvetpaw: *gasps* how dare you call her a scraggly, sharp-tongued wannabe!

Missingfur: Look, we're live, this is mildly embarrassing. I'll be Crazy, you can be Fire, that way we're BOTH leaders

Velvetpaw: *rolls eyes* fine, I'll master the arts of arson then

Crazystar: *wink wink*: With this special concoction Cloudtail conveniently made for me while I was visiting his cookie spectacle, I'll trick all of Normalstar's Clan into believing they're my admins, and soon they'll help me to take over!

Firevelvet: *juggling fire* let's go!

Crazy and Fire arrive at Normalstar's Clan. They are greeted by Sparkwhisker

Sparkwhisker: Hello friends, welcome to our Clan!-

Crazystar: CLOUDTAILGRANDMAIUS, TRICKIUS, MISSGINFURISTHEBESTIUS!

Sparkwhisker: *warps into Lightning* Hello Crazy my dear! I'll be over committing mass genocide with Fire using our powers of varied arson if you need me!

Rainbownose: Greetings, welcome to our Clan! May I interest you in a-

Crazystar: CLOUDTAILGRANDMAIUS, AWESOMESAUCEIUS, RIO2016TEAMGBIUS

Rainbownose: *warps into Rio* Did you know I'm hosting the Olympics? I am, I am, it's awesome! 

Crazystar: uh, yeah, fantastic, why don't you go and practise your high jump?

Rio: Great idea!

Crazystar: *murmurs* off a cliff

Firevelvet: psst, who's that?

Crazy and Firearsonisthebest look over to see a turquoise coloured cat donning a star upon their head. They run over to them

Eclipseglimmershine: Hi! My name's Eclipseglimmershine, do you like marine life?

Crazy: I never liked that Sonic character CLOUDTAILGRANMAIUS NORACCOONSIUS AQUATICMAJESTICIUS

Eclipseglimmershine: *warps into Aqua* huh, what? What was I doing? Last I remember I was snorting fries with Duskwater...

Duskwater: Hey! You're that idiot Missingfur! I should report you to Normalstar!

Firevelvet: who's that?

Crazy: that's Duskwater, I was once a disciple, never again CLOUDTAILGRANDMAIUS NOWORSHIPIUS TRASHCANIUS

Duskwater: *warps into Duskie* Hang on, hang on, I'm not doing anything you say Crazy. Not until I have my trashcan crew

Crazy: ugh, who can we change into Annco, Moon and Feather

Firevelvet: what about those three?

Firevelvet looks over to three very American cats donning red, white and blue fur with stars on their left cheek. She yells "Donald for president" and they come running

Texastrash: I'm a hardworking trashcan supporting American and what you just said could get you exiled! 

Tinytrash: I might be lil but I'll kick your butts if you condone oranges running our country

Moonytrash: I never liked the annoying orange, but it looks like he's back with bigger plans

Crazy: Yep, these guys'll overthrow Normalstar easy, all I gotta do is tell 'em he's an avid wallwatcher CLOUDTALGRANDMAIUS USAIUS TRASHTASTICIUS

Tinytrash, Texastrash and Moonytrash warp into Feather, Annco and Moon

Lightning: Uh, so about this plan to overthrow Normalstar-

Crazy: HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT?

Lightning: Oh, Eavesdroppinskillage hears a lot of things, pretty cool guy. Topped with Fitemelolyoudead, they're a good team

Eavesdroppinskillage: Hey, I heard you're secretly a furry, how come that-

Crazy: SHUT UP

Fitemelolyoudead: HEY! DON'T TELL MY FRIEND TO SHUT UP, OR I'LL WRITE A DEPRESSING STORY IDEA THAT'LL MAKE YOU CRY TO DEATH

Crazy: yup, they're good enough CLOUDTAILGRANDMAIUS PLZDONTHURTMEIUS YOUHEARALLIUS

Fitemelolyoudead and Eavesdroppinskillage warp into Warrior and Whisper

Firevelvet: Aren't we missing one more?

Aussiebants: G'day m8, gettin' some plans on the barbie?

Crazy: You had me at G'... CLOUDTAILGARNDMAIUS ILOVEAUSSIESIUS LOVEMEIUS

Aussiebants: *warps into Silver* Time to overthrow Normalstar!

Crazy: This is it, I'm finally going to do it! I'm finally going to defeat Normalstar! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

The CG admins enter Normalstar's den

Crazy: CG ADMINS! ATTACK!

Firevelvet: Wait! What's wrong with Normalstar?

Normalstar turns around and faces the admins, and they are horrified to see the one and only Hazel the British 

Hazel: I'VE POISONED THE TEA, BEWARE

Crazy: ABORT ABORT. MAYBE ANOTHER DAY

Crazy and the CG admins leave Normalstar's Clan

Hazel: *sips tea* mm, I've always loved the sweet taste of patriotism

~Written by Normalstar, mwahahahah~