Missingfur: Salutations and hello! Today on I May Or May Not Have An Evil Plan, I have come up with the perfect solution to overthrow Normalstar!
Velvetpaw: But I thought we were getting rid of Sparkwhisker...
Missingfur: Quiet, you! It's my show and I decide what I do-
Missingfur's iPhone 69 buzzes and he becomes completely engrossed in his screen. Velvetpaw rolls her eyes dramatically.
Velvetpaw: Missingfur? Hello?
Missingfur: *whispers* ten kilometres i'm not walking that far for the stupid Weedle I'll end up getting
Velvetpaw: HELLO? MISSINGFUR?
Missingfur: VELVETPAW, FETCH ME MY POKEMON GEAR! WE'RE GOING TO BE THE VERY BEST!
Suddenly, Rainbownose appears magically
Rainbownose: Did somebody say Pokemon? Sparkwhisker knows where to find a Charizard!
Velvetpaw: A Charizard! We have to go!
Missingfur: Is Normalstar a keen Pokemon hunter?
Rainbownose: Well... Yes... But he's only got Rattata's, Pidgey's, Weedle's and Spearow's... And he's Team Instinct
Suddenly, Sparkwhisker magically appears
Sparkwhisker: TEAM INSTINCT?! THEY'RE THE BEST TEAM! I must summon Normalstar
Missingfur: Good, in this case I will tolerate such miscreants as Team Instinct
Velvetpaw: Oh yeah? What are you, Team Valor?
Missingfur: Yeah! What are you, Team Mystic?
Velvetpaw: Oh it is so on, Valor VS Mystic, the ultimate showdown
Missingfur: You disgust me, my own apprentice betrayed me. I need a new accomplice, mine clearly isn't loyal enough
Velvetpaw: If it makes you feel any better, I hope you don't find a corpse in a lake
Rainbownose: What is this Team thing I'm only Level 2?
Missingfur & Velvetpaw: GET OUT
Suddenly, Normalstar is summoned
Normalstar: *in a monotonous voice* Hello everyone, shall we go and hunt some Pokemon now?
Missingfur: WHY OF COURSE NORMALSTAR! Why don't we go and search up on the Greatest And Highest Cliff Of All Of The World Ever? I heard there's a Charizard up there!
Normalstar: Are there any Weedles?
Missingfur: Uhh, yeah, sure
Normalstar: Is Tallshadow coming?
Sparkwhisker: No, he doesn't care about being the very best
Normalstar: Well then, let us depart
Missingfur leads the way towards the Cliff. Velvetpaw stares intensely at her iPhone 69, determined to beat Mystic, while Sparkwhisker and Normalstar chatter normally about that Instinct life
Rainbownose: Look! A Bellsprout, up there!
Velvetpaw: WHERE. MYSTIC MUST CONQUER ALL!
Rainbownose: Wait... How does this game work again? The Pokeballs make you kill Pokemon right?
Missingfur: OUT OF MY WAY, YOU IMBECILE. THAT BELLSPROUT WILL BE MINE!
Missingfur and Velvetpaw scratch at each other as they attempt to climb a tree. The Bellsprout sits passively on the tree, but deep inside it laughs in amusement at them.
Velvetpaw: THE CP IS GONNA BE SO HIGH. I can feel it in my blood
Missingfur: I WILL DESTROY MYSTIC WITH THIS IN THE NEXT GYM. I can feel it in my soul
Velvetpaw: *catches le Pokemon* I GOT IT! I'm the very best
Sparkwhisker: What's the CP? There's a fantabulous gym near the cliff!
Missingfur: Oh, uh... 14 CP
Rainbownose: Aw, that's too bad. But don't worry! You'll find more! Here at the Evil Plan community, we strive to make our viewers-
Normalstar: Oh, sorry, forgot to turn him off of Fantabulous Deputy mode. I use it when I feel dead inside
Sparkwhisker: I named it! *squeals excitedly*
Missingfur: Wait... Why am I here, catching Pokemon with these idiots? Velvetpaw, why did you come up with this ridiculous idea?!
Velvetpaw: But, but I-
Missingfur: *pushes Velvetpaw out of the way* COME ON, ONWARDS TO YOUR DEATHS- oops I MEAN THE CHARIZARD
Velvetpaw: But I just wanted to be the very best :(
Missingfur leads the cats to The Greatest Cliff To Ever Exist... or something, and spots a wild Charizard by the edge of the cliff.
Rainbownose: GREAT STARCLAN, A CHARIZARD!!!
Missingfur & Velvetpaw: *glares challengingly at each other* A Charizard... ITS ON
Normalstar: Oh, a Charizard, how wonderful
Missingfur: I hear you have to get REALLY close to the Pokemon to catch it, Normalstar
Normalstar: Really? Oh, well-
Velvetpaw: WELL THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR MISSINGFUR ITS VALOR VS MYSTIC LETS gOooOOo
Missingfur: Wait, VELVETPAW, NO-
Velvetpaw pulls Missingfur to the edge of the cliff and begin an intense battle. The Charizard turns around and leaps off of the cliff. It has dreams of becoming a Magikarp.
Sparkwhisker: Missingfur! Velvetpaw! Watch out for that-
Missingfur and Velvetpaw jump off in hopes of retrieving the Charizard
Sparkwhisker: Cliff...
Rainbownose: Oh, Normalstar! Do you know if Team Valor or Mystic won?
Sparkwhisker: Yeah, who was it?!
Normalstar: 'Twas neither Mystic nor Valor. It was Team Instinct, for I have gathered all the Weedles across the land. My Weedle army shall take over the gym and dominate every cat
Normalstar vanishes into a Weedle-y mist. Missingfur drags himself up the cliff and pokes his head up
Missingfur: I... I was the very best...
Velvetpaw: *leaps from below cliff* NEVER-
[camera cuts in despair]
~ Yes I jumped on the Pokemon bandwagon, fite me. This chapter was bought to you by Hazel, who is on Team Instinct ~
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